I have heard that there is a gay agenda,

But I think someone forgot to fill me in

My calendar only lists school and work 

Should I pencil in f** fun Friday?

Sounds exciting!

Look, I’m a lesbian—

A lesbian with no secret gay agenda—

(Do people think that is real?)

I just want to be me,

I’m just a girl who likes girls

I won’t turn your children gay

My existence has no influence

On another’s sexual orientation

But I heard from an ex-friend

That I am a sinner who might make kids think that's okay

I am a believer in Christ,

And I believe He loves me and He loves how I love

I am not a sinner teaching kids that’s okay

Maybe I am showing them it is okay to stray from the “default”

To be their true self even if it means not being straight

I am surrounded every day by people

Who think my homosexuality was a choice,

And a wrong one,

But none of that is true

So if we had a gay agenda, I’d be ready for f** fun Friday